Wonderings of nature

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

this is pretty much how I think skiddyfisk looks when his mum asks him awkward questions. 

this is pretty much how I think skiddyfisk looks when his mum asks him awkward questions. 

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

I’ve had some dude try to go in dry and told me I need to “Get with the program” and he was convinced repeatedly trying to poke away at me would make me moist. 

asamiseyes:

i’m score.

alejandrolovesfashion:

Office blues

whistlingwhileyouwork:

So happy I got all my jumpers back from jakes :3

heeriehwoigheugesv I have the cutest of people (whom I consider friends) 

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

electrictattoos:

Alexander Grim