Wonderings of nature

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
girrlscout:

n0remedy:

gimme gimme

OHMYGOD

girrlscout:

n0remedy:

gimme gimme

OHMYGOD

recoverykitty:

I wanna dye my hair light blue and put another hole in my face but I also want my employer to take me seriously 

choices

busy day today with cadets.

busy day today with cadets.

the-patientwolf:

Always Always Always Reblog

A+ parenting.